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I live in the middle of the Kaniksu National Forest on the Priest River with my four wonderful pets, where we are attempting to build a cabin. Contact: Clayton Winton 1818 E 16th, Spokane, WA 99203 Clayton.Winton@Yahoo.Com

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Spokane United In Hatred

Spokane, United In Hatred

It's disgusting. One of my beloved cities 'united' in wasting money instead of filling potholes. The hatred runs deeply against a simple man that was ELECTED for a specific period of time. Mistakes along the way? Let the first who has never made one pull the 'recall-lever' of the mayor.

So, the RUMORS that feed the RUMORMONGERING_INTOLERANT_HATERS have something to do with this guy's crotch. Figures. All those 'positive-people' focusing perversley on the private sex-life of a guy that has donated his life to making things BETTER.

Further, so the rumors go, this man, the mayor, 'favored' some friends/family/loved-ones for positions within his purvue.

Geee ... where in HELL has that happened BEFORE?

Oh, that's right -- people united in HATRED never look in mirrors.

And, apparently, don't care about potholes. Now you know why Spokane has the shittiest streets in the country, if not the whole world: they're 'too busy' hating.

How much you want to bet that nearly EVERYONE that is INTOLERANT of this guy, also claims to be 'spiritual' or 'christian' or follow the 'unconditional love of jesus' or some crap like that? Obviously it's crap -- they're own ACTIONS/BEHAVIORS PROVE IT.

Spokane's Hypocrites United In Hateful Intolerance. I'm so ashamed to have EVER been a part of them. (as I forcefully state to the TV, "fuck you people -- you suck!")

We're all in it together. At least I'm TRYING!

No doubt there are a number of travelers and businesses who will NOT be visiting Spokane any time soon. (I won't even START on the parking-garage!)

There's a website, one of the world's largest -- if not THE LARGEST -- that has something like 32,000 people logged on and CHATTING at any one moment. If I recall, it used to have a pic of Spokane's mayor, Jim West, inviting the world to visit. Several repeat articles, in fact.

Spokane -- one of my beloved cities, and now a laughing-stock to the world as they hang themselves on the CrossOfShame.

How do they FIX it? Simple. Recall the very expensive recall, roll up your sleeves, and get the fuck back to fixing potholes and at least making the streets BETTER while PROVING to your children that unconditional-love does NOT equate to perverse-crotch-fixated-intolerance-of-DIVERSITY.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Where ALIENS Land

I wrote this up in about five minutes this morning:

[b][size=18]Where ALIENS Land ...[/size][/b]

When the creature arrived, it's eyes glowing, the girls were afraid.

It trembled and shivered against a wall, alone, helpless and cold.

The girls ran, screaming.


When the girls ran away, the boys came with sticks.

They killed it.


And so it happened again and again, a wayward Traveller visiting the OutBack and getting LostInHell.



Until, one day on PlanetY, a HUMAN met an ALIEN and overcame fear.

The ALIEN was thankful for the blankets and nourishment the HUMAN offered.

So, a 'successful' interaction at long last. A FIRST.


"Is that a 'she' and that a 'he' and that an 'it?'" asked the ALIEN of the HUMAN while pointing at two other HUMANS of differing gender strolling with a tiny HUMAN. "And does that mean a UNIT of 'she/he/it' is called, 'shit?'"

The Nurturer tried to answer but was OFFENDED and picked up a stick.

Terrorized, the ALIEN vanished.

-- THE END --


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NOTE: the 'BBcode' is NOT part of my comments/story -- but I shared it at politicalcrossfire.com so typed in the code for font-control.

The result is an auto-censorship program that puts asterisks (*) over letters deemed OFFENSIVE. Here's the comment for THAT:

[size=18][b]s**t[/size][/b]

I d*d not know t*at '*' and '*' were offens*ve, so I thought I'd try not us*ng t*em.

Censorsh*p *s k*ll*ng us: [b]FULL_BABBALIZATION_IN_PROGRESS.[/b]

The *nnoculat*on aga*nst the Re*gnOfTerrorV*r* *s ava*lable to AllOfUs/AllOfYou.

D*dn't you get YOURS?

It cures t**s 'babbal*zat*on' crap and rev*tal*zes w**le l*berat*ng AllT**ngs.

Per*aps the censors**p t*at *s prevent*ng your CURE *s d*rectly proport*onal to the censors**p of *t's [b]CREATOR?[/b]

How MoveOnOrg Got Screwed

Dear MoveOnOrg family/friends/neighbors/loved-ones;

I am very sad to inform you that a great DECEPTION is being played out in the 'Rovian-fashion' that will break your hearts.

You see, inadvertently, you took the bait and actually swallowed hook, line and sinker. This is NOT your fault. You were ruthlessly mindraped.

You see, 'loose lips' is the quintessential LIBERTY of AllOfUs/AllOfYou.

My most sincere condolensces. My spelling is poor -- this message is NOT about grammar.

Time for another game-plan -- I have such a plan: UniversalTheorem, the theorem that unifies all fields. For WeThePeople (all living, breathing HUMANS), I GIVE without strings attached so that this KNOWLEDGE will NEVER AGAIN be 'manhattan-projectized.'

We can all cry later -- there's much FIXING to be done. Courage. We NUTURE each other.

Kind Regards,
claytOn leOn wintOn

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Note: the symbols of the theorem are not important AT_THIS_TIME ... but in order to 'conceptualize' I have written several articles/letters in my weird language/grammar.

ATTENTION ALL OF YOU:

Yes, I'm a (fill in the blank).
And, I'm (fill in the blank).
And don't forget to LABEL me an (fill in the blank).

Are you finished LABELLING/ACCUSING/HATING yet?
When your INTOLERANCE permits, please GET_THE_MESSAGE.

A brief 'description' of the UniversalTheorem as described in MyOwnWords is available here:
http://melbourne.indymedia.org/news/2005/08/94892.php

NOTE: if YOU are OFFENDED by AllThings/AnyThing/ME, then I suggest donning your firesuit.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

OnTime

I'm on OnTime.

claytOn leOn wintOn

How To Solve Economic Woes Using The UniversalTheorem

Economic Woes AND PotHoles: SOLUTION

We're led to 'believe' in an exclusively 'American Dream.'
... but all our products come from ELSE.

(canned-laughter not necessary).

Humor in irony. In our SYSTEM today, humor is 'categorized' into 'comedy' programs, time-slots, channels, demographics, age-groups, 'offensiveness,' 'religious,' 'political,' etc.

Humor and irony are TRUE, therefore they should be SHARED.

Along came a horrible and dark ReignOfTerror virus that perverted 'political correctness' and 'freedom of speech,' infecting the GOD_CODE and bankrupting governing programs with EXCESS_GLOATAGE.

Meanwhile, squabbling groups somehow managed to convince the SERVENT_PROGRAM_CODE and all it's minions that certain GROUPS of 'offensive' humans should NOT_BE_ALLOWED to watch IRONY/HUMOR during certain 'offensive' time-slots, but other time-slots were deemed 'unoffensive' and other GROUPS that were apparently 'born offensive' were deemed NOT_TO_BE_OFFENSIVE during these 'other' time-slots.

Other squabbling groups deceived the SERVENT_PROGRAM_CODE with a virus that made it too expensive for the vast majority of WeThePeople to hear the message in said TRUE (irony/humor) at all -- by ISOLATING/DUNGEONING and HOLDING_BACK nurture to a budding communications-company/family.

More and more squabbling groups came along and fooled the SERVENT_PROGRAM_CODE into 'believing' that special-interests were more SIGNIFICANT than COMMUNICATION.

Concluding in a 15-second, million-dollar advertisement that COULD_HAVE been seen in time-slot 'Y' (deemed 'non-offensive') was CENSORED because it was a sponsor of TRUE.

(speculative_reality: [i]a child watching TV did NOT have the opportunity to see CENSORED_ADVERTISEMENT and was therefore NOT_INSPIRED to become the next greatest BRAIN_SURGEON.[/i])

PROVEN_RESULT = "Complete and utter BABBALIZATION_IN_PROGRESS."

The SERVENT_PROGRAM_CODE has been infected with a catastrophic virus ... ReignOfTerror/CENSORSHIP ... CODE_RED.

Under the terms of my UniversalTheorem, I just cured your infection and liberated your markets that you were deceived into SHRINKING. I have uplifted your NURTURE and the TAXES you generate will be INSIGNIFICANT in comparisons to PROFITS.

ECONOMIC_CIALIS/VIAGRA/JAJIMBE

Now, carry the analogy across YOUR BUSINESS -- whatever/wherever.

CENSORSHIP IS KILLING YOUR BUSINESS and OUR government ... it is CREATING_POTHOLES.

CREATING_POTHOLES.
CREATING_POTHOLES.
CREATING_POTHOLES.
CREATING_POTHOLES. (recorded message: "sorry, that pothole won't be filled this year because all the money is going to courtcases defending the rights of fictional people in a fictional reality that don't have any REAL_NEEDS at all, but are deemed 'nonoffensive' and therefore require more MONEY -- and, btw, don't fix it yourself, it's illegal").

I invalidate the ReignOfTerror viri and liberate government! They are filled with our family, friends, loved-ones and beloved neighbors. All of us together. WTF part of 'WeThePeople' don't you get? It includes YOU! EVERYONE. ALIVE and THRIVING. No squabbling necessary now. All differences aside. You're welcome.

(cocky today -- ignore my tone, it's not about me -- the message is ALWAYS_VALID).