How To Solve Economic Woes Using The UniversalTheorem

Economic Woes AND PotHoles: SOLUTION

We're led to 'believe' in an exclusively 'American Dream.'
... but all our products come from ELSE.

(canned-laughter not necessary).

Humor in irony. In our SYSTEM today, humor is 'categorized' into 'comedy' programs, time-slots, channels, demographics, age-groups, 'offensiveness,' 'religious,' 'political,' etc.

Humor and irony are TRUE, therefore they should be SHARED.

Along came a horrible and dark ReignOfTerror virus that perverted 'political correctness' and 'freedom of speech,' infecting the GOD_CODE and bankrupting governing programs with EXCESS_GLOATAGE.

Meanwhile, squabbling groups somehow managed to convince the SERVENT_PROGRAM_CODE and all it's minions that certain GROUPS of 'offensive' humans should NOT_BE_ALLOWED to watch IRONY/HUMOR during certain 'offensive' time-slots, but other time-slots were deemed 'unoffensive' and other GROUPS that were apparently 'born offensive' were deemed NOT_TO_BE_OFFENSIVE during these 'other' time-slots.

Other squabbling groups deceived the SERVENT_PROGRAM_CODE with a virus that made it too expensive for the vast majority of WeThePeople to hear the message in said TRUE (irony/humor) at all -- by ISOLATING/DUNGEONING and HOLDING_BACK nurture to a budding communications-company/family.

More and more squabbling groups came along and fooled the SERVENT_PROGRAM_CODE into 'believing' that special-interests were more SIGNIFICANT than COMMUNICATION.

Concluding in a 15-second, million-dollar advertisement that COULD_HAVE been seen in time-slot 'Y' (deemed 'non-offensive') was CENSORED because it was a sponsor of TRUE.

(speculative_reality: [i]a child watching TV did NOT have the opportunity to see CENSORED_ADVERTISEMENT and was therefore NOT_INSPIRED to become the next greatest BRAIN_SURGEON.[/i])

PROVEN_RESULT = "Complete and utter BABBALIZATION_IN_PROGRESS."

The SERVENT_PROGRAM_CODE has been infected with a catastrophic virus ... ReignOfTerror/CENSORSHIP ... CODE_RED.

Under the terms of my UniversalTheorem, I just cured your infection and liberated your markets that you were deceived into SHRINKING. I have uplifted your NURTURE and the TAXES you generate will be INSIGNIFICANT in comparisons to PROFITS.

ECONOMIC_CIALIS/VIAGRA/JAJIMBE

Now, carry the analogy across YOUR BUSINESS -- whatever/wherever.

CENSORSHIP IS KILLING YOUR BUSINESS and OUR government ... it is CREATING_POTHOLES.

CREATING_POTHOLES.
CREATING_POTHOLES.
CREATING_POTHOLES.
CREATING_POTHOLES. (recorded message: "sorry, that pothole won't be filled this year because all the money is going to courtcases defending the rights of fictional people in a fictional reality that don't have any REAL_NEEDS at all, but are deemed 'nonoffensive' and therefore require more MONEY -- and, btw, don't fix it yourself, it's illegal").

I invalidate the ReignOfTerror viri and liberate government! They are filled with our family, friends, loved-ones and beloved neighbors. All of us together. WTF part of 'WeThePeople' don't you get? It includes YOU! EVERYONE. ALIVE and THRIVING. No squabbling necessary now. All differences aside. You're welcome.

(cocky today -- ignore my tone, it's not about me -- the message is ALWAYS_VALID).